Puddles Pity Party: And now for something completely different

A seven foot clown named Puddles shows up in Scott Bradlee’s living room to sing a mesmerizing cover of Lorde’s Royals along with Scott’s band Postmodern Jukebox. The song has haunted me for days. Thought I’d share.

The Boston Marathon Bombing in Memes

“Adversity is like a strong wind. I don’t mean just that it holds us back from places we might otherwise go. It also tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that afterward we see ourselves as we really are, and not merely as we might like to be.” ― Arthur GoldenMemoirs of a Geisha

16 apt memes from last week’s Boston Marathon bombing crisis. Love that dirty water …

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Oh, and this just in ….

17.Boston Marathon Bombing Meme Palin

(please note source)

Thank you Joseph Kony (you have roused a sleeping giant).

Your days are numbered. We the people may not agree on politics, religion, sports teams or global warming. But we are all on the same page when it comes to bullying, kidnapping and murder. We think it’s wrong. We think it’s twice as wrong when it involves kids. That’s what makes us the good guys. And despite all our differences, it is what unites us against you. All 3 billion of us. We are mobilized online and armed with communication. Joseph Kony is just a warm-up act. You’re next. So change your ways. Or you will be asked to leave the planet.

 

THREE WAYS YOU CAN HELP:

  1. Donate to Invisible Children
  2. Purchase KONY 2012 products
  3. Sign the Pledge

 

 

Law gives all mistreated Americans right to open casinos

This has to be one of my favorite Onion clips next to their Sources Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013 piece. Plus, I think I qualify.

The difference between men and women

 

woman catches foul ball

dad catches foul ball and drops baby

 

 

 

Sorry Charlie: Winning isn’t everything

I am convinced that Charlie Sheen is the greatest actor of our generation. Not because of the gritty realism of his character in Platoon or his comic timing in Two and a Half Men so much as his ability to conceal how absolutely bat-shit-crazy he is when the cameras are rolling.

The Sheen stream after he was fired.

I used to be a Charlie Sheen fan. I actually met him once at a 7-11 by Hermosa Beach with his brother Emilio. I think it was 1990. He seemed OK then. It was a warm Saturday night and we were all partying. Evidently he never stopped. Nowadays he just strikes me as a typical Hollywood douchebag: self-absorbed, spoiled rotten, addicted to excess, unrelatable because he is so out of touch with anything I recognize as reality, and oh so self-destructive.

I see millions of people praising his Sheenius, egging him on, and redefining as “entertaining idiosyncrasies” behavior that would land anyone outside of Hollywood in a psycho ward.  I wish I could join them. I like zaney, I like off-the-wall and deep down I like Charlie Sheen. I  would enjoy the whole Sheen spectacle were it not for a scene that keeps repeating in my mind: I keep fast-forwarding to the piece on CNN in a year or two, long after we’ve all moved on, where they show his body being wheeled out of his mansion and slid into the medical examiners van with somber comments about what a tragedy this is (just like other people whose idiosyncrasies entertained us like Kurt Cobain, John Belushi, and Michael Jackson).

But I digress. I may not be a Charlie Sheen fan right now. But I am a fan of clips that have been auto-tuned. Just wanted to make a quick post to pass this one on and ask what your favorite songified video clip is.

Sound advice for making alien contact

Found this on a French website. Not sure who the mad genius behind it is. This address is on the poster ian@union.io. “Good luck and don’t fuck this up for us.”

Instructions for making first contact with aliens


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