BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES and also ROBBING GOD OF PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN!!

IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING WHAT TO BUY ME FOR CHRISTMAS NEXT YEAR – LOOK NO FURTHER. YOU’LL FIND THIS HOLY MANUSCRIPT BOOK OF GODLY WISDOM HERE ON AMAZON. A FRIEND IN THE US RECOMMENDED I READ IT. BUT AT $135 NEW ($152.69 USED) IT WAS TOO RICH FOR MY BUDGET (THE SWEDISH KRONER IS OVER 9 TO $1 US NOW YOU KNOW).

Eliyzabeth Yanne Strong-Anderson's Opus
Eliyzabeth Yanne Strong-Anderson’s Opus

ANYHOW, CHECK OUT THIS HOLYSPIRIT DIRECTED BOOK FROM GOD AND YOU’LL UNDERSTAND WHY I’M WRITING THIS IN UPPER CASE (BECAUSE GOD CAN HEAR ME BETTER THIS WAY).

COAUTHORED BY YAHWEH HIMSELF, THIS FROLICKING TEXT WILL HAVE YOU REPENTING YOUR SPIRITUAL WHOREDOM & FALSE WORSHIP BEFORE YOU CAN SAY “GOD TOLD ME TO TEACH THE GOSPEL ON CABLE TELEVISION IN TUCSON ARIZONA”.

MS. ANDERSON REFERS TO HERSELF AS A “HOLY BIBLE WRITER”. I WOULD  NOT HAVE GUESSED SHE WAS THAT OLD FROM HER PHOTOGRAPH. I ASSUME THE BIBLE WAS HER FIRST COLLABORATIVE WORK. VISIT THE HOLIEST PAGE ON AMAZON AND, IN ADDITION TO SALVATION, YOU WILL ALSO FIND SEVERAL REVIEWS OF HER BOOK INCLUDING THIS ONE FROM NED MUFFIN IN THE UK:

“Despite being written entirely in BLOCK CAPITALS, this self-published work conveys its message elegantly. In fact, you don’t even need to read it to understand the main argument being put forward.

True, by avoiding this book you will miss out on the precise location of the heretical surfboard worshipped by the British royal family and the sinister significance of Abe Lincoln’s unholy quadrille. You will also miss out on the explanation of why the Hairy-Eared Dwarf Lemur is really God’s own tree-dwelling angel-on-earth and on the coded instructions showing how to grow a prize-winning mushroom, which the author cunningly gleaned from a close textural analysis of St. Paul’s third birthday card to the Corinthians.

That aside, my big problem with this book is that the ‘birth control is sinful’ message is difficult for most regular-looking people to put into practice. I wonder if this lack of guidance is down to the author’s own sexual inexperience brought about by her scary fanaticism and a face that would scare a dog out of a butcher’s shop.”

PEOPLE WHO BOUGHT THIS ALSO BOUGHT:

THE MAGIC FART BY PIERS ANTHONY

picture-8

PORNUCOPIA BY PIERS ANTHONY

picture-10

TOILET: THE NOVEL BY MICHAEL SZYMCZYK

picture-91

Advertisements

3 Responses to “BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES and also ROBBING GOD OF PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN!!”


  1. 1 viva April 14, 2009 at 8:17 am

    birth control is murder and typically disobedience

  2. 2 Laura June 22, 2010 at 6:48 am

    I hope Viva is joking. If she seriously read all of that and her only response was that then god help humanity. What I don’t understand is if “spilling the seed” is bad because it had the protential for life then what about menstration should I reprimand my 13 year old daughter for having her period?

  3. 3 nonrhotic June 23, 2010 at 12:59 am

    Laura, Thanks for the comment. I suspect Viva is not joking. Just like Ms. Strong-Anderson is not joking. Even though both their views are tragically comical. God help humanity indeed, especially if they are reproducing while we are spilling our seed.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s




Add to Technorati Favorites

Twitter: @Nonrhotic

Pages

Archives

Follow me on Twitter:

http://twitter.com/nonrhotic

%d bloggers like this: