This has to be one of my favorite Onion clips next to their Sources Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013 piece. Plus, I think I qualify.
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WASHINGTON—Busy dealing with important paperwork and other vice presidential duties in recent weeks, Dick Cheney was forced to put off until the last minute a cherished annual tradition: gift-shopping for his favorite holiday, 9/11. (Read the whole article at the Onion)